"CatNipped" <CatNipped@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
news:6b5fi8F38rmgiU1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Found this in another group I frequent...
>
> When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:
>
> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer
> section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
>
> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw
> the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
>
> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open
> the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table
> or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
>
> Now the fun part begins.
>
> Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will
notice
> that in small print there is a statement:
>
> 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and
> then sanitized.'
>
> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do
not
> work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.'
>
> !
>
> Hugs,
>
> CatNipped
>
>
