A new discussion group is being formed, which will interest some of
you who frequent this one (you don't know who you are).
It will be called rec gambling flame (rgf).
The site will be devoted to people who possess one or more of the
following, shall we say, qualifications:
1. Cannot spell.
2. Cannot punctuate correctly.
3. Have nothing intelligent to say.
4. Speak ill of others.
5. Do not recognize the foregoing attributes in themselves.
6. Do recognize the foregoing attributes in others.
7. Don't think Lute's jokes are funny (especially the one about the
farmer who quit farming and took up poker because he was tired of bad
beets. That one is just too hilarious. I crack me up.).
8. Think that Lute belongs on rec gambling flame.
9. Do not understand the distinction between a logical conclusion and
a non-sequitur.
10. Never buy books unless they purchase crayons for the book.
You know, maybe I DO belong on rgf.
Other qualifications:
Cannot distinguish between the words sight, site and cite.